FROM MANIAC PUMPKIN CARVERS
Small-batch roasted seeds born from the city’s finest pumpkin carving studio. No waste. Pure, industrial crunch.
ROAST TIERS
Start Blonde.
Work Your Way Up.
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INTENSITY: 1/4
BLONDE
A light, nutty crunch. The gateway roast for all-day snacking.
$14.00 / BAG
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INTENSITY: 2/4
AMBER
Medium-bodied with a deep, caramelized edge. Our daily driver.
$14.00 / BAG
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INTENSITY: 3/4
CHARRED
Dark, bold, and unapologetically savory. Not for the faint of heart.
$16.00 / BAG
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INTENSITY: 4/4
GHOST CARAMEL
Intense heat meets rare gold sweetness. A premium reserve.
$22.00 / BAG
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THE MANIAC METHOD
THE SEEDS
FROM THE CARVINGS.
It started in a Brooklyn studio where masterpieces were carved for the world’s biggest stages—and Shark Tank investors alike. But while the art was celebrated, the real treasure was being scooped out and ignored.
We took those premium, nutrient-dense seeds and engineered a proprietary double-roast method. First, a low-temp bake to lock in the crunch, followed by a high-heat flash roast to crystallise the bold, industrial flavours. The result is a seed unlike any other.
2X
ROASTED TWICE
4
ROAST TIERS
0
SEEDS WASTED
ZERO-WASTE PHILOSOPHY
Every Part
Becomes Something.
We honor the whole harvest. From seed to stem, nothing goes to waste in our small-batch process.
SEEDS
Premium Snack Line
PULP
Pet Treats & Pies
STEMS
Artisan Decor
SOURCING
Sustainable Farms
Museum-placed. Shark Tank alumni.
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The premium seeds you're eating come from the same masterful hands that carve for the MoMA and the Yankees. Experience the raw artistry behind the snack.
